because your parents were horny

because your parents were horny

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Today I dreamed that I binged. It started with an orange and I just proceeded to eat everything in sight. It was a fucking nightmare because it was like I couldn’t stop myself from eating. I actually woke up in a bit of a panic. Thank God that was just a dream.

Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

Are you Christian?

yes

Sigh I really fell off past the past few weeks but im back in this shit now and im starting it with a fast

So I told myself I would eat and be merry for the xmas holidays but instead I got food poisoning on xmas eve and I’ve actually lost weight….bleh

I love going to bed hungry. I feel like I’ve had a successful day.

Is it bad to eat too much nuts? like will it make me fat? or are they healthy?

I’m talking about unsalted cashew nuts some peanuts and almonds

You’re not a true friend if you don’t tell me if I’m gaining weight.

callmenico:

Don’t wait till its too late dammit!

(Source: shewasalilredcorvette)

I’m jealous of all the people who were thin before, and gained weight. They know what it feels like to be thin, I’ve never had that feeling…

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